Just when you thought witch-hunts were over, I get a tweet about Not all witchcrafts and witches are equal. It completely floors me that, in this day and age, witch-hunts are still going on, even in lesser developed countries.
Please take a moment to read the two articles and tell me what you think. Also, if you feel so inclined, support the 30 days of advocacy against witch-hunts. Please feel free to share your comments!
I saw this bunny rabbit in my back yard! Isn’t it cute?
“Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule.” — Buddha
Suddenly Salad seems innocent enough. I mean, everyone loves a quick salad, right? Well, what if the salad was too quick? Let us look at the darker side of Suddenly Salad as illustrated by the following Infocom like game:
You have no salad.
> get salad
There is no salad.
> inventory
You have no salad.
> get salad
Really?
I said there is no salad!
> inventory
You still have no salad, jerk!
> cry
Stop pouting!
In the blink of an eye, a salad suddenly appears! This occurs so quickly that your desire for salad grows too rapidly, making your heart beat too fast and gives you a heart attack.
YOU ARE DEAD!
Looser!
I mean, really, it could happen!
I wish there was Juicy Juice when I was a kid. This stuff is good and is 100% juice. No high fructose corn syrup or sugar or sweetener like those other juices. Just yummy, yummy in my tummy juice! Plain and simple!
Take Belches’, err, Welch’s, for instance: you have to read the freaking label! Some is 100% juice, some has sugar, some has high fructose corn syrup, some has both and some has sweetener. You can’t just pick up a bottle of Welch’s juice and know it’s 100% juice. No, you have to read the f’ing label.
Not so with Juicy Juice! Just pick up any bottle or any flavor of Juicy Juice and you know, for a fact, that there’s nothing in it but yummy juicy goodness. Plus, it’s the best juice out there, without a doubt!
I work for a local grocery store and today, as I was pulling product forward, I noticed the jars of Grey Poupon. Yes, Dijon mustard!
But, is that really a good name? I mean, if you’re making a sammie, do you really want Grey Poupon your sammie? I think not! At least there’s no black or runny brown poupon. But any way you word it, it’s all gross! Eww!
So stick with French’s mustard or, if you must have a Dijon mustard, anything but Grey Poupon your sammie!
Yes, I can remember my first happy jiggler - but that’s not what I’m talking about. As you may know, I work at a local supermarket and, a number of weeks ago, I saw the Happy Jigglers stand in the picture to the left. Game!
I just figured it was some cute toy and, yes, it is!
I can remember using my happy jiggler at recess - but that’s not what I’m talking about. These things are solar powered, so I figure they jiggle in the sun light. However, they didn’t jiggle in the store, which was very well lighted. So, I don’t know.
I tried to find their web site but it seems like they don’t have one. I kept getting search results for Jello jigglers - LOL! I do remember using my happy jiggler with Jello - but that’s not what I’m talking about. Typically, my Jello jigglers have lots and lots of alcohols in them.
Do you have a Happy Jiggler? If so, let me know about it (I think)!